January:
Moose
You are reserved and somewhat aloof, but
people still seek you out. When you do let others get close to you, they may
find you a little scary. You never throw anything away, and you have enough
return-address labels in your desk to last you for the next 27 years. Avoid
Black Flies.
February:
Beans
You have a hearty, wholesome nature that
appeals to many people, but not all. You enjoy being with people and are often
seen at potlucks and church suppers. You make friends easily, but often find later
that they’re gone with the wind.
March:
Maple Syrup
Your sweet personality makes you
well-liked, but you do have a dark side, which some people actually prefer.
Others find your taste too expensive. You are compatible with most other types,
especially Beans. You will find success in culinary settings, but may want to
branch out into new areas.
April:
Black Fly
You are strong-willed and quick-witted,
with a biting sense of humor that people don’t always appreciate. In fact,
almost never. You have a vast collection of resealable plastic containers and
lids, none of which match. Avoid Loons.
May:
Loon
Devoted to family, you are otherwise
standoffish and complain loudly when upset, giving you an undeserved reputation
for being crazy. Thrifty by nature, you bring home unused ketchup packets from
restaurants. Choose partners carefully; you are compatible only with other
Loons, and sometimes not even them.
June:
Lobster
Yours is a shy, somewhat prickly
personality, and you have a tendency to snap at people. It’s sometimes hard to
get you out of your shell, but when you’re on a roll you can be delightful. You
are most compatible with Clams. Lucky numbers: 2 and 4. Don’t ask why. Some
people think you’re paranoid, but you simply avoid social situations for fear you
might get trapped and couldn’t get out.
July:
Clam
A true New Englander, people think of
you as quiet and taciturn, although your real personality sometimes bubbles up,
giving you away. In your opinion, the novel Ethan Frome was a laugh riot. Avoid
Turkeys.
August:
Lighthouse
You are known for your steadfastness,
your reliability, and your extensive collection of Moxie memorabilia. Although
you prefer a solitary existence, you are nevertheless quite popular and very
photogenic. You don’t necessarily like meeting new people, and your
relationships are often rocky.
September:
Candlepin
You like to think you stand alone, but
when the ball gets rolling you have a tendency to fall in with the crowd. A
true homebody, you’re rarely seen outside of New England. You hate waste and
always bring home those little bottles of shampoo and conditioner from hotels.\
October:
Stove
Your natural warmth draws people to you,
though you can sometimes get overheated. Even then, you have a glow about you.
You have a reputation for being frugal and have been known to get three cups of
tea out of a single teabag. You are very compatible with Beans.
November:
Turkey
Unlike many Yankees, you are gregarious
by nature and prefer to flock with friends rather than go it alone. You’re also
a bit flighty and can lose your head if you’re not careful. Your ancestors met
the Mayflower when it sailed in. Avoid Stoves.
December:
Cranberry
People find you cranky and somewhat
bitter, but they do appreciate your straightforward honesty, even if they tend
to string you along. You don’t mix well with other types, except for Turkeys.
The last weather person you trusted was Don Kent.
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